No, I am not sharing that.

Being Austrian, I know about cakes.

I mean, we invented Sachertorte, didn't we? Not to mention Linzer Torte, Malakofftorte, Dobostorte, Esterhazytorte, Hunyaditorte and probably a few more. And I have tried them all.

So, you know, we KNOW. It's in our blood, right? Together with all that Viennese coffee house culture and turn-of-the-century tableware and what not.

Therefore, in my incredible torten-snobbishness, I believed that the Austrian Torten experience just couldn't be topped.

But then I went to Japan...and stood corrected.

Honto ni gomen ne!